I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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