Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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