she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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