4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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