Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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