And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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