I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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