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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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