we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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