I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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