for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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