Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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