Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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