Just mADE A PArabola og urine
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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