strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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