sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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