We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize