someone get that fucking seahorse.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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