It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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