just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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