you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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