terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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