I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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