So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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