i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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