Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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