super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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