I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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