I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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