I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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