fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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