Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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