She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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