I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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