you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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