drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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