Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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She needs sedatives and a leash
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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