Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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