I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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