I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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