She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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