i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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