no. you can't hotbox the world.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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