You can't motorboat a personality
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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