Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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