One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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