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(845): View more from New York

whjeg hajt iyt

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say what?

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wanna hang out?

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(845): whjeg hajt iyt (914): say what? (845): wanna hang out? http://tfl.nu/4g99

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Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.

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(847): Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part. http://tfl.nu/ui2p

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive

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(814): I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive http://tfl.nu/iqgu

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(845): View more from New York

im poppin the ladies like they're bacne

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(845): im poppin the ladies like they're bacne http://tfl.nu/xag8

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(320): View more from Minnesota

im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...

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(320): im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it... http://tfl.nu/g5dr

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(760): View more from California

blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.

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(760): blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be. http://tfl.nu/1ded

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(630): View more from Illinois

You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..

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(630): You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell.. http://tfl.nu/hsjq

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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious

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(908): he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious http://tfl.nu/30k1

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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.

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(360): All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together. http://tfl.nu/fujj

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(732): View more from New Jersey

That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.

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(732): That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. http://tfl.nu/7vfy

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers

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(412): its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers http://tfl.nu/1asq

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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....

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(215): Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there..... http://tfl.nu/ckkf

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(740): View more from Ohio

Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.

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When in doubt always reply with bacon.

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(740): Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon. (1-740): When in doubt always reply with bacon. http://tfl.nu/8s4u

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(916): View more from California

I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want

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(916): I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want http://tfl.nu/luqp

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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.

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(870): I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards. http://tfl.nu/javn

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