adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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