i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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