thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
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I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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